You're a girl. And you're a developer?
Yes. Yes I am. I know this blows some people's minds, but it's true.
Can you design me some templates?
If you want clean looking simple layouts, using your brand colours, yes. But if you're looking for something more detailed, with lots of complex graphics, no. I'm not a designer. And I'm not going to pretend to be one.
I can help you with wireframes, and I can help teach designers the basics for responsive layouts, but I have the artistic ability of a 5 year old. I do know some designers though, so I could help to sort something out.
Can you build me a website?
No. I really can't. I'm an Email Developer. In the same way that I think it's a bad idea for Web Devs to do email, I think it's equally bad for Email Devs to 'have a go' at web builds. It's like asking a vet and doctor to do each others' jobs.
Why is your website so pink?
I like pink. I also like red. But when I tried it in red and black it looked quite threatening. Not the look I was after.