I really hate walking my dog on some days…

I really hate walking my dog on some days…

And those days are Wednesdays and Saturdays, more specifically; on those mornings. And that’s because these are the mornings that our bins are emptied, and (most of) the rubbish is taken away. And it’s that ‘most of’ that is the issue –...
From a Dog Owner to Child Owners (and to normal adults)

From a Dog Owner to Child Owners (and to normal adults)

When I was a kid, I was taught by my parents to always ask the owner before stroking a stranger’s dog. Always. No matter how small or cute or placid it appears. Always, always ask first. Why isn’t this being taught anymore? I’m out with Kimber, and...
Why Chuggers will never get my money

Why Chuggers will never get my money

I hate Chuggers. For those who don’t know the term, it’s a combination of the two words ‘Charity’ and ‘Muggers’. You know the ones, men and women with their tabard and their clipboard or bucket (or ipads or credit card machines...
It’s Raining! Bring on the Dickheads!

It’s Raining! Bring on the Dickheads!

It’s raining, you may have noticed this. You’ve probably also noticed (consciously or otherwise) the two new types of Dickhead that the rain brings out to play… Umbrella Dickhead I’m not talking about general people (General People #salute#) with umbrellas. But...
Oh FFS, kill me now!

Oh FFS, kill me now!

I was in Tesco this lunchtime, pondering over the choices for said meal, when I overheard someone else behind me, obviously doing the same thing; “Oooh I think I might be really naughty!” My interest was immediately piqued – I took a sneak peek, and as I assumed...